3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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