It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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