Well apparently he's into motor boating.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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