You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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