In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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