After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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