okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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