so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
