Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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