I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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