can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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