So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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