i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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