Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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