My brain says no but my pants say off.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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