I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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