I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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