How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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