But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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