Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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