remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I know her cup size but not her name....
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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