Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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