Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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