As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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