i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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