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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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