i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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