I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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