just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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