i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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