Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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