did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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