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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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