I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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