oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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