That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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