don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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