Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
