And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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