I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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