3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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