what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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