okay pat passed out under dana's car
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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