To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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