it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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