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penguin condom
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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