Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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