Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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