No stitches, just platelets and will power
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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