I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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