is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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