i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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