my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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