Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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