Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just google imaged poop.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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