There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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