everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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